Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Crime Scene Investigation

The Weapons:
Narrow Bathtub
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Dull Razor
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Big Belly
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The Victims
Right Ankle Nick

and...

Left Ankle Massive Trama



...Just for smooth legs.

8 comments:

Cami Jo said...

Why even bother when you are pregnant? Too much hassle, I say! Heck, why even bother at all! What a pain we women have to live with! Hey- how much longer do you have? It is getting close, isn't it? Let me know how you are feeling, and how things are progressing. Niccole said she DOES want to get together sometime too, so we'll have to plan it. Are you guys busy Thursday night? Oh...that's tomorrow. Well, let me know. Maybe we could throw something together!

Brooks said...

Ah, the pain women endure! I guess it beats the alternative of sharing your hairy legs with your delivering OB, one labor nurse, one delivery assistant, one infant nurse, countless postpartum nurses, and (if you are me...) at least one pre-med or med student.

Just don't try to do the pedicure yourself...

Brooks said...

Oh, and the anesthesiologist. Can't forget him!

amber-girl said...

You poor thing!!! Was that seriously the blood you lost in the corner of the tub??? You might need a transfusion....ooh...I am feeling a little bit queezy...

Anyhoo! I hate the last few months of pregnancy with the mondo large belly, can't tie your shoes, and if you drop something in the car it is lost forever cuz there's no way you can bend over to get it without pushiing your organs into your throat! *sigh* those were the days...

And we just keep doing it over and over...

Why?

I guess it is because a brand new baby fresh from heaven just smells way too good to only do it once!! lol!

Good luck with the rest of your "time" and I hope all goes well with your labor and birthing stuff!!!

Maybe Anton could shave your legs for you??? Though, he might enjoy that just a little too much...

Lori Harris said...

Oh no!! Hang in there.

Hill Family said...

Oh Syd, I hate the end of pregnancy-- it's so uncomfortable and you just want that cute little baby to come as soon as possible (at least as soon as it will be safe for the baby and healthy for everyone) I hope everything goes smoothly.
I can't believe that Isie is in Kindergarten. She is so stinkin cute!
Here's hoping that my next one is a little girl as cute as your Isie!

Erica Bazil said...

Ouch! Those nicks hurt worse than they seem they would. I was just thinking about the joys of big pregnant bellies (I have lots of friends who are just about right where you are) and how you can't tie your shoes, paint your toenails, etc. No fun. It will all be over soon and then, before too long we always want that miserable-ness again and sign back up - funny. Hope all goes well for you. We can't wait to see your little beauty!

EAV said...

I think I gave up on smooth legs a long time ago :-) I loved the answer to Isie's questions about how they baby gets in your tummy and nice guns, Anton. I think you guys need to plan a trip to California :-)