How come Adam fell that men might be; and men are that they might have joy, but women have to fix their hair?
I hate my hair!
I chopped it off because I knew I would be forced to fix it instead of pulling it back every day in a ponytail, but why? WHY? WHY! Why can't I just have a ponytail Every.Single.Day? Who was it that decided that women have to do hair, put on makeup, and wear nylons? (A man I'm sure.)
Nylons! Anton will never understand the joy that comes when pulling off a pair of nylons the moment church is over. When my belly bulge is finally freed from is nylon cage and can once again spill freely over the elastic band at the top of my undergarments.
For centuries women have been deliberately inflicting themselves with pain for beauty -- on. a. daily. basis! And I would just really appreciate it someone would explain to me why.
obviously, I don't do well with bad hair days.